1) Please stop painting your nails just before it's time to do your hair. Even when the bottle says "Quick Dry," your nails are just not going to dry that fast. Pfft.
2) A clean and uncluttered work space encourages greater productivity and creativity. You worked hard to finally make it look like this. Keep yo' desk clean, gal!
3) Ahhh... take time to stop and smell the roses, but not the ones crawling with Japanese beetles. *dry heave*
That is all.